Matt Pisarski's Golf Statistics
| Index: |
7 |
| Average Score: |
84 |
| Available to Play Golf: |
Weekends Only |
| Cart Preference: |
Likes to Ride |
| Temperament: |
Casual Golfer |
| Smokes (while golfing): |
No |
| Plays in Tournaments: |
Yes |
Matt Pisarski's Favorites
| Golfer: |
John Daly & Anyone I beat |
| Golf Course: |
Grizzly Ranch/ Carnoustie |
Where Matt Pisarski Plays Golf
Los Angeles County; San Bernardino County; Riverside County; Palm Springs Area; Orange County; San Diego County; Ventura County; Santa Barbara County; Sacramento Area; Monterey Bay Area; Santa Cruz Area; San Luis Obispo Area; Las Vegas Area; Mesquite/St.George Area; Laughlin/Bullhead City; Phoenix Area; Western Arizona; Northern Arizona; Eastern Arizona; Colorado; Northwest Coastal; Southwest Coastal; Dallas/Fort Worth Area; Austin Area; Seattle/Tacoma/Bremerton; Vancouver/Southwest; Spokane/Eastern; * Other
What's in Matt Pisarski's Golf Bag
Taylormade Sim Max USA Edition
Taylormade Sim 3wd
Callaway GBB Hybrid
Taylormade M6 4-AW
54º Callaway MD4
58º Callaway MD4
Odyssey Exo 7 putter
Chrome Softs or Cut Golf Balls
Garmin Approach 80
Bushnell Range Finder
Linksoul Golf Bag
Last Updated: August 25, 2025
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I love to play whenever I can and I love to play new courses. Please laugh at my terrible shots because I know I will. I can shoot 74 or 94 depending on the minuet. Ive been known to hit water on holes that dont have a lake.
Chuck Norris once Duffed a shot in Arizona and now we have the Grand Canyon
SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.
What should you do if you're golfing near lightning? Hold your 2-iron in the air, because not even God can hit a 2-iron.
How do you know a golfer is cheating on his wife? He always puts his driver in the wrong bag.
How do you "Tiger" proof a golf course? By strategically placing fire hydrants.
Why are golf and sex so similar? They are the two things you can thoroughly enjoy even though you are really bad at them.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Nissan? A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day? Wash your balls.
Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.
It's not the size of your putter that counts, its how many strokes you take.
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
If the point of golf is to hit the ball less, then do I win if I don't play at all?
Why don't golfers in England work in the afternoon? Because it would interrupt their tea time.
What does a golfer do on his day off? Putter Around.
Why do golfers put minus signs in front of their scores? Because subtraction speaks louder than words.
What did the duck say to the golf ball? Nothing it should have ducked.
Why did the blonde golfing pro cheat on his wife? Because he thought every day he needed to play around.
What did the golfer say after performing yoga? "Damn, my shaft is all bent."
What did the Mormon say to his golfing buddies? After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
Mulligans are the reason golf balls come three to a sleeve.
"There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray." -Lee Trevino
"Golf is my profession. Show Business is just to pay the greens fees." -Bob Hope
"You think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember when we were married," said the pouting wife. "Of course I do, my dear -- it was the day I sank that thirty-foot putt."
Which is the easiest golf stroke? The fourth putt!
Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is quite a beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game". The guys say okay and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, paring every hole. They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job he will never forget. " The guys think, 'what a deal!' The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup." The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup." The grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."
Golf Cart A man during his married years overturned his golf cart and a blonde said to him come to my place and rest. She was quite convincing and then took her clothes off once there. And he said "I don't think my wife is going to like this." And she answered "She will never know." He said "That's not the problem she's still under cart."
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I recently ventured out to the stunning Eastern Sierras for the Bishop Little League Golf Fundraiser, accompanied by some friends who are proud locals... » MoreI recently ventured out to the stunning Eastern Sierras for the Bishop Little League Golf Fundraiser, accompanied by some friends who are proud locals from Mono County. Playing at Bishop Country Club always brings me joy, and this weekend was no different. The Saturday shotgun start unfolded seamlessly, thanks in large part to the exceptional staff who consistently go above and beyond.
As RDDenns' reviews accurately describe, the fairways were in excellent condition, with only a few areas marked as GUR (Ground Under Repair) scattered throughout. The rough was approximately 2 inches tall, enough to challenge your swing and add an element of difficulty. The sand traps were a mixed bag; some were equipped with fresh sand, while others were still in need of attention. (The club is expected to complete the sand renovations by October.) The greens, however, were nothing short of spectacular—among the best I've encountered all year. Despite a few divots, I had trouble finding any real issues. They rolled smoothly, with a medium pace, and were receptive to most shots, making for an enjoyable putting experience.
The tee boxes were decent overall but are in dire need of leveling. On Sunday morning, they were soaking wet and nearly unplayable due to the excessive watering, which made for a tricky start to the day.
The course layout is designed for enjoyment and strategically favors players who can execute a draw off the tee. We tackled the tips both days, playing a total distance of 6,600 yards. Thanks to the elevation and generous landing areas, the course does not present an overly daunting challenge. With a course rating of 70.8 for this par 71, much of the difficulty arises from the longer par 3s, with four out of five measuring over 180 yards. Overall, the experience was both memorable and exciting, showcasing the beauty of the course and towering Sierra Mountains. » CloseI finally got to check off this course over the weekend. We participated in a work tournament with an 8 AM shotgun start on Saturday. The carts were s... » MoreI finally got to check off this course over the weekend. We participated in a work tournament with an 8 AM shotgun start on Saturday. The carts were staged nicely, and the TrackMan driving range was a great addition to help us warm up before the round. I didn’t encounter any staff, as it was quite chaotic, which is typical for a construction company golf tournament.
Regarding the course itself, I felt it should have been in better condition, considering the price they charge. The fairways were starting to brown out, which isn't unusual in summer, but there were many areas with insufficient grass. This issue also affected the rough. For a course with a rack rate nearing $200, I expected it to be in better shape. I have driven by this course many times, and it always looked green; however, it didn’t have the same appeal when I finally played it. The tee boxes were level but quite worn with many having severe divot issues. The sand traps were okay, with one having very little sand and another having plenty. Many low areas on the course were very wet, including some sand traps. I slipped a few times on the fairways that sloped up to the front of the greens. Although those areas had the best coverage, one misstep could send you tumbling.
The highlight of the day was the greens. They were immaculate, rolling smoothly, fast, and very receptive to all shots—it was a pleasure to play on them.
Overall, the back nine is the superior nine, but the front nine is also enjoyable. The carts were equipped with GPS, and the cart girl came around often. I’m glad I played here, but I was hoping for slightly better conditions. If you can find a deal, it’s worth playing, but at full rack rate, I would wait for improved fairway conditions. » ClosePlayed in a member-guest event last week with my boss. There have been a lot of changes at the club due to the maintenance staff's lack of talent and ... » MorePlayed in a member-guest event last week with my boss. There have been a lot of changes at the club due to the maintenance staff's lack of talent and their loss of the greens over the winter. Playing yesterday, I am happy to report that the course is in much better shape overall compared to the fall. Fairways were lush and mostly green; there were a few brown spots here and there. Rough was the same and around 2-3" thick. Greens were a little firm but held most shots and rolled at a medium pace. Sand traps looked good but I was not in any. Tee boxes need to be moved on the par 3's but had full coverage.
Overall its a fun track with a good mix of holes. I recommend playing if you get a chance. » Close
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