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Where Matt Pisarski Plays Golf
Los Angeles County; San Bernardino County; Riverside County; Palm Springs Area; Orange County; San Diego County; Ventura County; Santa Barbara County; Sacramento Area; Monterey Bay Area; Santa Cruz Area; San Luis Obispo Area; Las Vegas Area; Mesquite/St.George Area; Laughlin/Bullhead City; Phoenix Area; Western Arizona; Northern Arizona; Colorado; Northwest Coastal; Southwest Coastal; Seattle/Tacoma/Bremerton; Vancouver/Southwest; Spokane/Eastern; * Other
What's in Matt Pisarski's Golf Bag
UPDATED AFTER CLUBS STOLEN IN FEBRUARY 2019
Taylormade Sim Max USA Edition
Taylormade Sim 3wd
Callaway GBB Hybrid
Taylormade M6 4-AW
60° Titlest Vokey
Odyssey Exo 7 putter
Cut Golf Balls
Last Updated: September 19, 2020
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I love to play whenever I can and I love to play new courses. Please laugh at my terrible shots because I know I will.
Chuck Norris once Duffed a shot in Arizona and now we have the Grand Canyon
SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.
What should you do if you're golfing near lightning? Hold your 2-iron in the air, because not even God can hit a 2-iron.
How do you know a golfer is cheating on his wife? He always puts his driver in the wrong bag.
How do you "Tiger" proof a golf course? By strategically placing fire hydrants.
Why are golf and sex so similar? They are the two things you can thoroughly enjoy even though you are really bad at them.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Nissan? A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day? Wash your balls.
Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.
It's not the size of your putter that counts, its how many strokes you take.
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
If the point of golf is to hit the ball less, then do I win if I don't play at all?
Why don't golfers in England work in the afternoon? Because it would interrupt their tea time.
What does a golfer do on his day off? Putter Around.
Why do golfers put minus signs in front of their scores? Because subtraction speaks louder than words.
What did the duck say to the golf ball? Nothing it should have ducked.
Why did the blonde golfing pro cheat on his wife? Because he thought every day he needed to play around.
What did the golfer say after performing yoga? "Damn, my shaft is all bent."
What did the Mormon say to his golfing buddies? After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
Mulligans are the reason golf balls come three to a sleeve.
"There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray." -Lee Trevino
"Golf is my profession. Show Business is just to pay the greens fees." -Bob Hope
"You think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember when we were married," said the pouting wife. "Of course I do, my dear -- it was the day I sank that thirty-foot putt."
Which is the easiest golf stroke? The fourth putt!
Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is quite a beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game". The guys say okay and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, paring every hole. They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job he will never forget. " The guys think, 'what a deal!' The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup." The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup." The grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."
Golf Cart A man during his married years overturned his golf cart and a blonde said to him come to my place and rest. She was quite convincing and then took her clothes off once there. And he said "I don't think my wife is going to like this." And she answered "She will never know." He said "That's not the problem she's still under cart."
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Had a gk cup match here last Sunday and it had been a while since I have been to this course. I used to be in the men's club a few years back so I kno... » More
Had a gk cup match here last Sunday and it had been a while since I have been to this course. I used to be in the men's club a few years back so I know the course well. Right now its in overall good not great shape IMO. Greens were the highlight although a touch soft and bumpy from the all the play earlier in the day. They rolled mostly true and medium speed. Fairways had good coverage and was cut short looks like they are letting it go a bit before the overspeed planned next week. Rough was ok but a very mixed bag of grasses and lengths. Sand was poor in the two bunkers I found and I think they need to be redone next. Tee boxes need to be moved but were fine to hit from.
Overall this is a fun course and the back nine is a must play.» Close
Had and excuse to be out in Vegas so I called up Rob1563, JohnA, and his father to use a GK certificate on 10/10. We booked a 12:40 tee time and went ... » More
Had and excuse to be out in Vegas so I called up Rob1563, JohnA, and his father to use a GK certificate on 10/10. We booked a 12:40 tee time and went off right on time. POP was about 4:15 rarely waiting more than a minuet or two.
I must say this course is in the best shape that I have seen it over the last few years and it was an absolute pleasure to play. The entire course was lush and green and will remain that way for at least another month until the cold weather comes back and the Bermuda grass goes dormant. Tee boxes were lush and you have plenty of room and tees to choose from. I did see on 2 of the par 3's there was a little divot damage but it didnt affect much. Fairways lush carpet providing ample roll out and great cushion to hit from. Rough was lush and overly penal if you were within 3 yards of the fairway but changed to a 6 inch nasty fescue if you miss it. Bunkers (108 of them with only 8 visible from the tee) were in decent shape with enough sand to escape, unless you are Rob1563 who used a hand wedge twice :). Greens were in a very healthy state being medium fast speed and receptive to most shots.
IMO this course is a lot of fun and you must play here at least once, just try and avoid the bunkers because most of them will provide you a 5' face where you have to decide to go for it or hit sideways. Please note that they do not overseed so in the winter the course turns a golden color but it still has full grass coverage. I do recall that they had painted the fairways once before but not sure if that is a common practice for them.» Close
Let me start by saying that I live less than a mile from this course yet I never choose to play here. The reason why that is the case is due to the am... » More
Let me start by saying that I live less than a mile from this course yet I never choose to play here. The reason why that is the case is due to the amount of people they stack on the course. POP is a major issue here and the marshals dont care at all. Rob talked me into playing on Sat and we snagged a last minuet 9:30 tee time right after the mens club. Being that it was the only tee time before noon in orange county that wasnt $150 I reluctantly booked it knowing that it was going to be a long day. With cart the round was the rack weekend rate of $67 which IMO is not that bad considering where you are but id much rather play in the IE. We got off about 10 minuets late because I think the starter snuck in some womens club members in from of us but that did not matter. We waited on every shot all round and there is no way that they could have changed it. Los Lagos starts with back to back par 5's and a long par 4. After those hole it always backs up the par 3 4th and on this day there was a total of 5 groups on the hole!!!!!!! It took about 20 minuets between holes to play 4 and 5. After waiting around and failing to get a rhythm and stay loose the final POP was 5 hours and 35 minuets.
As for the conditions they were average at best with the greens being the highlight. They were just soft enough to receive shots and ran rather quick. The Pin locations today were very tough as well due to the men's club having their sweeps. Fairways had decent coverage with multiple types of grass that extends to the rough as well just cut a little shorter of course. Sand was ok but you could tell hadnt been raked in days and it was wet from the morning dew.
Overall if you are really jonzing for a round of golf and you cant find any good deals then this place it fine but if its a weekend you must factor in that its going to be a looooong day. Luckily they have usb ports on the carts so you can charge your phone while waiting on every shot.
Also it says 4.7 but id put the conditions in the 5-6 range.» Close
Made our annual trip out to Grizzly Ranch. This year we stayed in the Juniper Cabin which is on hole#5 and it was extremely nice and peaceful. great a... » More
Made our annual trip out to Grizzly Ranch. This year we stayed in the Juniper Cabin which is on hole#5 and it was extremely nice and peaceful. great amenities and a beautiful deck overlooking a pond and hole 5. I was joined by 12 other Gkers and friends for this awesome track about 1 hour northwest of Reno.
This was the first time that we had played at the end of the season as we normally play in may or June. All I can say is the course was in fantastic shape for the end of the summer. Tee boxes were cut short and there are many tee's to choose from. We played the Copper tee's and I think they were just right for the average golfer. Fairways were cut perfectly and provided ample roll on most tee shots. Very little browning from the summer heat. I would say the course is 96.3% green. Rough was fine and cut to about 2 inches and there is not a ton of it to find. The tree's line every fairway and normally there is brush and weeds below them but it looks like some of that was cleared due to the fire danger. Greens rolled medium fast and smooth all day as we were the first group of the day as well as the last group on round 2. AS mentioned a few of the greens have some different color to them but it does not affect the putt. One green did have some damage as mentioned by AndrewZ28 last month where it looks like a mower blew a fluid line and there are two line running vertically on the green where it killed the grass. The pin was on the other side so it was not in play.
Overall this course is fantastic and a must play. After talking to the Starter and some locals they put this course as #1 in the area followed by Whitehawk Ranch and Plumas» Close
Played in the 8:55 group at the GK event yesterday joining by Ron, Matt, and Kevin and had a blast, great group of guys to play with. I had played Mou... » More
Played in the 8:55 group at the GK event yesterday joining by Ron, Matt, and Kevin and had a blast, great group of guys to play with. I had played Mountain View before but did not have a ton of memory on the holes. It is a fun challenging layout and playing from the Purple tee's will give you a bit of a fight. While not quite as good as the Firecliff course I still highly suggest playing this course too.
As for the conditions I found the tee's, fairways, and rough to be in very good shape especially for this time of the year. However I had some issues with the greens. I know they need to keep them longer but they were slow and I noticed a lot of mower marks on them as well as somebody was dragging their feet on them. I would say 14 holes had what looked like as spike marks dragged a few inches damaging the greens. Sand was good but one of them had a nice rock buried that left the mark of its people on my wedge.
Good carts with GPS and the cart girl was around a few times. The staff was great on course and at the cart loading area. Our server after the round didnt seem to energetic but I cant take away anything from the course on that. Overall this is a very good course and I recommend playing when in the area.» Close
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